Buy me chai latte 'cause you loved my writing so much!
I don't drink or smoke or partake in any activities that may be considered a [particularly wicked] vice... except, I can't stop going to Starbucks and buying large soy chai lattes (sans added water... I mean... why???????)
My most productive writing moments have been on these Starbucks trips. So... you know... if you liked my writing, (which is why you're here, I'm assuming?) consider buying me a chai latte; it's my reward for spending those hours clacking away at my keyboard.
And in return, you'll get to enjoy more of my writing 😉
I'll send you a mini tutorial on writing haiku—a three-line, 17-syllable poem that originated in Japan.
Thank you for your tip!